I saw some nasty, sloppy-drunk men loitering on the front steps of a masonic building on my walk home last night (at like 5 in the afternoon!), and true to form, one of them was urinating against a cement slab. I get so ever-loving SICK of that crap, so I yell as I walk past, “That’s disgusting, you drunk pigs!” The one not peeing yells back, “What, you don’t like the dick? I bet you like this dick!” So I turn around and flip him off and yell, “Why don’t you go F yourself, how’s that sound? Disgusting idiots.”
A proud day for everyone. 
This story just made me laugh so hard!
I’m just proud that you weren’t the sloppy drunk peeing in this story. Yay, Ginger!
Really, is it too much to ask to find a tree or a bush? Some people!